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【singlish joke】Annie Wan
Lee Sum Wan: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Mr. Saw Lee: Yes, you can speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr. Saw Lee: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan: I'm Sum Wan .And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Mr. Saw Lee: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
what's this urgent matter about?
Lee Sum Wan: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe
Wan, was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is
being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is on his way to the
hospital.
Mr. Saw Lee: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find
this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Lee Sum Wan: You are so rude! Who are you?
Mr. Saw Lee: I'm Saw Lee.
Lee Sum Wan: You should be sorry. Now give me your name!! |
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