我的签经(呵呵,征服小胡子)

大家好,从这个版受益很多,却一直没有回报,看到下面广州小胡子的签经,想想我和那位仁兄的签证情况类似,也贡献一点吧。
我的情况:MASTER,接近全奖,大四本科在读
签证过程:约的7:30,我八点才出门,快八点半才到沙面领事馆大门,一看到领事馆,我想我就明白了VO在这边生活的无奈,他们办公的环境真的好破。
         
8:40,我们就被排队领进了使馆大门。然后就是五个五个的进铁门了,进去保安就“搜身”,手机什么的不能带进去。
到了非移民签证处,先到5号口去交材料,交上I20,护照,DS表,秘书会把你的材料拿给VO,并告诉你到哪个窗口排队。如果你想避开哪个VO,只能从这里下手了。你可以试着央求她把你分配到你想去的那个窗口去。
我去的那天1号口没开,2号是个矮个子戴眼镜的,3号帅哥,眼睛会放电的那种;4号,小胡子(他太有经验了,我很怕他)。我去之前,别的准备不是很充分,只做了心理准备,我觉得他们不可能也没有理由拒我,1000不过还有2000,3000;何况我向来运气不错。
排队了,在不断关注3号帅哥的同时,我一直在安慰我前面的战友,后面站的是一INDIANA UNIV的返签,所以基本没问题,不用我安慰。然后就论到我了:
我的材料很少,一个透明夹子里面挂着几页材料,VO一样也没看:
VO:Morning, ha
ME: hello
VO:what's your name? mother?
ME:no. different pronunciation.
VO:o,okay, then how to pronounce?
ME: REPLY HIM IN CHINESE.
VO:so you are now still studying in XX university?
ME:yep
VO:why will you go this XXXX univeristy?
ME: because it offers me good scholarship, and internship chance to Europe
VO: what other schools did you apply?
ME: three schools in the US, two in Canada, and one in Norway
VO: why don't you apply Chinese schools?
ME: I want to study abroad, it is more challenging.
VO: what will you do after graduation?
ME: I want to be a golden collar
VO was very angry with my answer after I said "golden collar", he said:"you prepared a speech, so that I won't know what you really think, what's golden collar? golden collar shi4shen2me1dong1xi1?" there is never such a word in English.
ME: angry too. I am not prepared, golden collar is a popular word in China, it means a high position with great salary and high social status. Do you know blue collar and white collar? I can't prepare my speech, how can you say that? I stay late with my friends having fun yesterday night, why should I prepare my speech?
VO: no, you prepared, I don't believe you. I know, I know....
ME: No, I am not prepared. I want to work in a top investment bank in China....
VO: okay, give me a specific company.
ME: CIIC, China International Capital Corporation, set up by Morgan Stanley...
VO: who is Morgan Stanley? Is it a person?
ME: (thinking he is a fool)No, it is the biggest investment bank in the US.
VO: okay.
more questions, I forgot,
VO: How would you do if I refuse you?
ME: I will go to Canada or Norway to continue my study, but Ameriaca is a better choice.
VO: okay, wait until I call you again.
我觉得他要拒我了,他又开始签后面的了,INDIANA GG签完了,轮他安慰我了,
然后就发生了火警,我们被赶到外面那个大草坪上,
VO们在左边,申请人站右边;结果我不知道,我看到3号大帅哥就跟他走了,就站到了左边,突然发现我的VO就站在帅哥边上,帅哥还一直看我,呵呵因为我戴着蓝色的隐性眼镜,我想他大概觉得我眼睛跟他一个颜色很奇怪。
然后我就和我们VO讲了:“hi, can I talk to you for a while?"
VO:" what's up"
ME:"I just want you to know how good the program is for me, and please consider my case seriously."
VO:" okay, i will."
火警原来是虚惊一场,于是我们又回到了签证大厅,
5分钟后,VO叫我,我还有好多话要跟他讲呢,发现他拿着打印的我的SEVIS信息报告,我想应该是过了,没说话,盯着他,
“明天下午3点来拿你的签证!”
“I WILL,THANK YOU, SIR!“
事后我和我的美国朋友分析过了,他之前让我等就是让我过了。
神奇的一千。

关于材料:
成绩单,录取通知书,存款证明(全奖的不要)
别的我都交了

感想:
我觉得签证面谈是一个很主观的东西,你和他聊天,他判断你的话的真实性,完全是主观的判断,但是注意你的回答要作到从美国人思维方式出发MAKE SENSE。
但是我感觉,因为不回的人太多了,而申请人又太多了,这时候签不签得过还真是很碰运气的事情。

  谢谢本版的帮助,也希望我的帖子能帮助别人。
  GOOD LUCK!
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